- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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