- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

So a bar walks into a man...

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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