Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

12/23/2012

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

silver bullet?

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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