- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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