- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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