- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Well this is pointless.....

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

I love alchohol!

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