- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love alchohol!

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Tilt your screen back .

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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