What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What do you call an arab ?

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

I am quite mature.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

your face

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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