- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Women deserve equal rights.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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