- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A guy walks into a bar

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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