- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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