why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

drugs.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Your big dick.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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