Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Antijokes...

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

its funny cuz i laughed!

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Your life

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

did you stub your toe?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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