- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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