- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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