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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Once, I went to Peru.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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