- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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