- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

WNBA

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.