This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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