How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

the redsox

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Knock knock.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A black man walks out of a police station

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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