- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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