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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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