- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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