- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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