You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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The New York Giants

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The FCC

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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