- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

The New York Giants

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

so...um, yeah

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Dwight Howard

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