- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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