Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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