- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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