- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

if you don't like this you're gay

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.