A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Your life

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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