- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

your no better than a cockroach

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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