Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Women's rights.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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No.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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