Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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George W. Bush

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Womens Sports

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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