Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Hair

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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