What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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