Lacrosse

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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French people.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Rick Perry.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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The Bible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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what color is blue? green

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Anti Joke

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