What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Asians...

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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