Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Kim Kardashian.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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