Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

A scottish man having fun

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Womens Sports

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

France never surrender.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Gay rights

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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