How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Anti Joke

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