What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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black

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Canada

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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