your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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I like your hair

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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