What's big? Jupiter.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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The Mets win the World Series

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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P0P T4Rt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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