Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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