Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Scott

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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apple pie.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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The Bible

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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