Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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The Mets win the World Series

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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