- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

make me a sandwich!

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

hi bye

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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