- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A. Hey.. B. Hi

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

i have aids and a chode

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Where to, sir? Forward.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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