- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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