What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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