what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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