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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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