What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Knock Knock No solicitors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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