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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Pickles

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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