- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Vaginal secretions

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Once, I went to Peru.

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