- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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