- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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