- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

hashtags suck balls

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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