- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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