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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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