- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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