- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

cory

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Alchohol.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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