Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Immigration Laws

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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