How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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