Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

whats my name? Matt

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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