- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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