why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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