What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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And you honored it I see :P

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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