- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

dyslexics of the world untie!

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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