- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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