- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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