Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

women rights

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Brain fart

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What are annoying? Ads.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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