Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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