- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

an ethopian thanksgiving

chinga tue madre Ryan

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

PENIS that is all

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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