You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

jews

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A black person dies.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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