The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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