- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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