What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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