What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Jeff

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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