what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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