- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

ever tried african food? they neither

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

I like that, but why am I happy?

your no better than a cockroach

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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