- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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