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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

There once was this guy and he fell down

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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