What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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