- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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