A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

jews

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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