What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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I'm Batman.

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I asked her where you were.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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